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Of Wars and Convenience Stores

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        Today was the best as it could get for this one awesome banana. What was this mysterious banana's name? His name was Stephano, the awesome banana. Now, let's get back to the story.

         As Stephano was walking he stopped in his tracks and noticed something was wrong, *gasp* how could he forget that today was wash-your-stinky socks day. He jogged back inside, not taking note of marching vegetables in his neighborhood. Before he could get inside he was turned around to face the major and sergeant of Fruit Village, "Stephano, we need your help."

         "But sir, I'm sure Mr. Apple is the finest sock cleaner in this village of ours."

         "Why yes indeed he is but- wait? I'm not here to talk about socks, I'm here to call you in a draft for the unexpected war."

         "But sir-"

         "No butts! Butts are for sitting, not about talking about! Now let's move solider!" As soon as the major said that Stephano and him were out the door and heading to the Major's camaro.

         It was not long before they headed to base. Oh boy, this was going to be a long day.....

~~~~~~a Few Months Later~~~~~~~

         It had been a few months ago when he was in the middle of cleaning his socks when he was called into war. Now, he was prepared and finally able to go out into battle against those nasty vegetables. Maybe there would be a slight chance thy he would meet the vegetable's leader, Mr. Potato. Ugh, that man had no heart! Which would make since because they were plants.

           He always wondered what the battle field would be like, now he wa finally going to see!  He was so excited he felt like he was going to... Uh oh... He knelt down and right then and there threw up some rainbow colored bunnies. His friend, Mr. Apple was shocked at the sight, but laughed so hard that apple sauce squirted out of his nose.

         Both were laying on the floor and laughing at what just happened a while ago. That was until the sergeant came. "STOP YOUR LAUGHING AND GET BACK IN LINE." Immediately they were up and back in line. Now was the time to be serious, but that would All change soon, very soon.

~~~~~with Dr. Potato~~~~~

         He was threw with this war. All he wanted to do was just take over the fruit and ruin all of their lives, but the thing he didn't want to happen was the fruit fighting back. The potato was now pacing back and forth in the room, waiting for his McDonald's happy meal to arrive. While he was waiting he was thinking about how he came to be.....

          It was almost a year ago when he was "born". He was an experiment  that went horribly wrong. Just like that he was known as the horrible mutant monster. That was all he could remember about his pass, nothing more.

             He stopped his pacing ad watched as his carrot minions were being, well.... Their usually selves as on came up to him and asked, Dr. PotAto I-"

              "WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!?!?" He shouted as he turned to his minion. "IT'S DR. POOOoooooTATOOOoooooo TO YOU, AND IF YOU MISPERNOUNCE IT AGAIN I WILL SHRED YOU UP AND TOSS YOU IN MY JELLY SALAD." His minion's eyes were wide with fear but he soon put a smile on his face and said with a nod "yes sir, but I wanted to say that your happy meal is here."

~~~~Back with Stephano~~~~

             Mr. Apple and him had finally calmed down after an epic laughing fit, and were now scooping mud with two of their fingers. As always the apple was showing off and put a streak of mud on both of his cheeks like a boss. Stephano looked at the mud on his fingers and with one streak, put it across his nose. He gave a sigh of satisfaction but soon stress came over his body, where was the other streak going to go? With a slow pace he put it at his eyebrow and moved his hand down so fast that it went across his eye.

          No body was really paying attention to the banana until a shrieking sound from the corner was heard through out the whole base. Every one turned their heads to see the banana running around and the apple was following trying to calm him down.

          Everyone turned away and pretended that nothing happened. It was moments later when things got real, they all got back in line. Stephano's eye was red but he could see through his other eye, which made him happy to at least see through the other one.

           The fruit army was now ready and marching to the battle field. The next part was so unexpected and it seemed.... Ironic? Instead of fighting and beating each other up, they were having a dance off or either having a competition on who could eat the most before throwing up. The banana was confused at first but now understood why all that training seemed so weird to him.

           Mr. Apple and him gave the world's greatest poker face it was so awesome that no one would ever see it again. They both walked around seeing which  station that would fit them both. The one they found the most interesting was the chilly eating contest, and ran over there to see that the vegetables were winning at this station so far...

           They both sat at the table labeled "FRUIT" and waited for the contest to start. "Hey Stephano is your eye ok?"

          "Yeah, I think it is, how does it look?" He asked as he looked at Mr. Apple. All he could do was internally scream and try keeping calm. Before he could say anything the contest started. "HEEEYY EVERYBODY. Now to our contesta- OH MY WHAT AN INCREDIBLY UGLY EYE YOU HAVE."

            Every one was now freaking out at the sight of Stephano's eye. Mr. Apple stood up took off his sweaty bandana and put it over Stehpano's eye. "Here you go brother,"  Mr. Apple said as he sat back down. After his eye was covered every one calmed down and the contest finally began. "AND GOOOOoooooo~!"

            Both fruit began to eat hot chilly peppers and what seemed like forever the hot spice finally kicked in that both fruits began to give in. Before they were ready to give in and scream at the heat of the spice, but the vegetables gave in.

            Before the host could announce the winners the fruit shot up. The chilly was so burning hot that both fruit shot into the sky with fire coming from there butts making them look like two rockets that shot to the moon.  

~~~~on the moon~~~~

              So there they were... Standing on the moon at some space convenience store. In space. They both stood outside with a slice of pizza in their hands and enjoying the quietness. They looked up to see Dr. Potato lagging in a manicish laugh. Their eyes widen as the screamed a high pitch scream.

THE END
 
Hey guys~. So this is not a reader insert, sorry guys. Oh we'll this was kind of a request from some of my buddies who are NOT on deviantart. Haha but it was really fun making this story. Ok well, I would like to thank those guys who did give me the ideas, haha ill be sure to send them the link haha.

I own the everything except some of the ideas haha. (I was watching adventure time while making this hahaha)
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...Wait. What just happened? XD (Jk) Neat story! :) Keep it up! :D